Brisket Night-Watch Lawn Chair
For the 3 a.m. fire check.
Price:
$49.00
Pitmaster Excuse Pad
For when dinner was promised at six.
Price:
$4.00
Fifty tear-off pages for when dinner was promised at six and the brisket says nine. Includes the classics: “It’s in the stall,” “It needs to rest,” and “Have another rib.”
Just for fun: this is a joke item for the review build.
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